I don’t know why more men don’t cook from scratch. I mean meatloaf, for example, requires you mash the ingredients together with your hands. What could be manlier? Also it’s a loaf made of meat.
Wagyu Beef in a ‘Flat Iron’ Steak that was frozen for a bit, seared just right, and baked in the oven to perfection. Come over to hotdogoctopus.com and see how to do it for yourself.
Come by and I’ll show you how to make near-PERFECT salmon in the toaster oven. Seriously. You’ll need a digital thermometer.
If you love potatoes stop on by! If you love simplicity stop on by! If you love making boats out of the trunk of one tree then I apologize because we don’t have any of that for you. Sorry.
I have prepared pancakes and a plea for all the people at my personal pantheon of prepared food! Come hear me ask for your support! Come make pancakes! Come and find out what the secret ingredient for the pancakes is (hint: it’s vanilla extract).
SANDWICH!!!
Italian Roast Beef, Havarti Cheese, Dill Pickle, Tomato, Mayo and Stone Ground Mustard on Harvest Bread. You’re welcome.
Come on by and I’ll not only show you how to hard-boil eggs and turn them into deviled eggs but I’ll also show you a sweet kitchen hack. I promise.
Seafood Fettucini is easy once you’ve got making cream sauce down. Worry not! I’ll show you! how!
Tacos!!!
Hummus Anyone?
